I am seriously starting to think that this lack of ability to digest/absorb food is going to plague me for life. The toilet had successfully shot up my friend list and is going to be my potential boyfriend just right after Richard III. This made the act of eating anything such a huge turn off please D:

Anyways,
Mummy was just going out and she pad-locked the door and,
Jingjia: No need to lock please, nobody wants to kidnap me.
Mummy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! bye!
Jingjia -.-

Mr Sequeira: you're a hybrid.
Jingjia: yeah I am. No wait. What sort of hybrid?
Mr Sequeira: A hybrid crossed between the sane and insane.

-pause (because I cant remember what happened) -

Jingjia: I'm not weird, I'm limited edition ;D
Mr Sequeira: you know why you're limited edition? Because they made a few and realised that there was a problem.

I'm losing my touch, seriously.





and ZOMGWTHBBQ I LOVE PHOTOSHOP PLEASE! :D
and no, you will not get to see the original photos because they are too disgusting. HAHAHAHAHAH :D
and yes, I know I am supposed to be studying,
so long now~!

ps: Narcissism can totally be my new hobby.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
to quote some astrology website, I'm harmlessly mad. wakakakakakak!

it matters not who I am but who I want to be.

till next time.